Butts are just the best things ever

(Source: shippage)

r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

bitteroreo:

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(Source: myegotisticalindulgences)

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit